Kayleigh by liquidity

'I never got it,' Kaye scowled. 'Yes, Dad's a Scouser. Yes, he met my Mum in Liverpool. But she's Polish, they moved to Poland, and they had - have - no intention of moving back. And then they had me, and decided that giving me a Celtic name that nobody in this country can pronounce is a super idea.'
'Have you ever asked them why?' Szymon handed her the ever shorter cigarette. Her scowl turned into a sour smile.
'Oh, yes. Apparently, it's because they love Marillion.'