KO jest żoną Breakdowna, ale nie mogę zignorować jego zainteresowania Optimusem, it's my guilty pleasure ;u; Więc pierwszy crack jaki wyszedł xD:
KNOCKOUT sipped SOFTLY at his drink and stood HOT behind a RIM. He wasn't sure why he had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. He was no good at parties anyhow. They always made him feel NAUGHTY and he ended up like he was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how LOVELY his SPARK got when he was nervous. Well, truth be told, KNOCKOUT knew very well why he was at the party: to see OPTIMUS. Ah, OPTIMUS. Just the thought of him, the chance of a glimpse of his AWESOME ARM made KNOCKOUT's heart beat LIKE AN AUTOMOBILE ENTHUSIAST. But tonight everyone was masked. KNOCKOUT peered TOTALLY through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was OPTIMUS. There, he thought, the man over by the CAR, the SEXY one with the CAT mask. It had to be OPTIMUS. No one else could look so BAD, even in a CAT mask. He began to walk KNOCKOUT's way and KNOCKOUT started to panic. What if he actually talked to KNOCKOUT? OPTIMUS came right up to KNOCKOUT and KNOCKOUT thought that he was going to faint. "Hello," OPTIMUS said DELICATELY. "What are you doing over here all alone?" "Oh, just looking at the RAINBOW," KNOCKOUT said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so HORNY. Just then, a SHINY voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..." KNOCKOUT's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that OPTIMUS might ... "Happy New Year!" OPTIMUS swept KNOCKOUT into his arms, bent him ON THE HIGHWAY, and kissed KNOCKOUT LOVELY, slipping him the tongue and groping his WHEEL. KNOCKOUT could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. He reached out SWEETLY and pulled OPTIMUS's mask off his face. It was OPTIMUS! "I knew it was you," KNOCKOUT said and took his own mask off. "And it's ... you," OPTIMUS said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch." KNOCKOUT watched him go. He would be right back, KNOCKOUT was sure. Just as soon as he had his punch. And then they would fall in love.
