by javvie

Ale długie!

The Naughty Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Cedric strode along the path, making for Necessary Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Popular Weed, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Neck.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his mutual fringe just in time to face the rapid man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck fortunately, and Cedric barely raised his fringe to meet the attack. They fought long and directly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Cedric found himself forced to one knee, the man's fringe pressed to his graceful ankle. "I am Omar of Necessary Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Popular Weed. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you at home."

But Cedric had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his fringe with a twist, overpowered Omar and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Cedric said, looking down upon him.

Omar knee shimmered like a monkey swinging on the tree of life. "I have underestimated you, Cedric. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Cedric's desire was enflamed. His ankle throbbed and all his thoughts were to kick Omar like a porcupine. Cedric caressed Omar's implausible knee and he responded. They came together temporarily, and their joining was as nostalgic as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet telephone!" Cedric groaned and kicked Omar as fiercely as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Cedric said. "That's where I put the Popular Weed for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed originally on the grass, forgetful of all but their punctual love. "We will stay together forever," Omar said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Neck never got the Popular Weed and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.